Grease Monkey Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Grease Monkey Strain is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel. The aroma is delicious with an earthy pungency in addition to sugary skunky diesel and a touch of vanilla. The high is a creeper, building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold. Afterwards you'll feel a euphoric head slam that lulls you into a relaxed mental state of hazy calm. This effect will quickly ease both mind and body into a completely sedated sleepy state that's calming and relaxing. Thanks to these effects and its super high 25-27% average THC level, Grease Monkey is the perfect choice to treat conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, insomnia, headaches or migraines, and inflammation. This bud has fluffy tapered forest green nugs with sparse orange hairs and a coating of tiny clear crystal trichomes. Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy May Relieve: Chronic Pain, Headaches, Inflammation, Insomnia, Loss of Appetite, Nausea, Stress Flavours: Diesel, Nutty, Skunky, Sweet, Vanilla Aromas: Diesel, Earthy, Pungent, Skunky, Sweet
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“Awesome”
“Smooth inhale with great taste on exhale Get a kinda euphoria combuned with total muscle relaxation”
“Never had this strain before but ill be back ;) tasted great and burned great”
“Insane weed”
“Was nice”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
