Microdose Mushrooms Christmas Advent Calendar
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Would you like to feel like a kid again? Who wouldn't! Well don't pass up on your chance to celebrate the joys of the holiday season stoner style. Count down the days to Christmas with this fun advent calendar from Haute Health available exclusively to our members. Just like the advent calendars you remember from your childhood this fun gift for yourself or your loved ones contains a chocolate candy for each day of December - from the first to the twenty fourth - letting you count down the days to the most magical day of the year with a delicious chocolate treat each day. Unlike the chocolate you remember from your childhood each of these treats contains 0.12g of mushrooms to get you buzzing while you deck the halls or do the rest of your holiday shopping. Don't miss out on your chance to snap up one of these awesome gifts before they are all gone. Is there any better way to celebrate the magic of the holidays this season?
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How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
