Stoner Patch Dummies - 500mg THC
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Stoner Patch Dummies - • Cannabis infused Sour Patch Kids candy • Great for recreational or medicinal use • Sour and sweet then stoned • 500mg THC total • Choose from 4 delicious fruity flavors • 10 servings per package (50mg each 500mg total) Ingredients: Cannabis Oil, Sugar, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Natural Flavors, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Red 40, Blue 1 Unwrap Stoner Patch Dummies – 500mg THC, a cannabis-infused gummy candy that remixes your childhood favourite with a hefty 500mg THC punch. These Stoner Patch Dummies come in four sour-then-sweet fruity flavours, offering a thrilling high in every bite. For instance, they start with a tart kick, then sweeten up fast. Each pack holds 10 servings at 50mg THC per gummy, perfect for dosing. Plus, they blend fun with potency seamlessly. Thus, they suit both recreational users and those seeking relief. Now, let’s chew into the details. Modelled after Sour Patch Kids, these gummies pack a total of 500mg THC, split into 10 chewy pieces. Initially, you’ll feel a sour zing that fades to sweetness, followed by a wave of euphoria. Then, a relaxing buzz settles in, balancing the high. Unlike mild edibles, these hit hard with 50mg per serving—ideal for seasoned users. Indeed, they’re great for kicking back or sparking a laugh with friends. As a result, they’re a top pick for a potent, tasty escape. Beyond that, the flavour lineup shines. Choose from four fruity options, each crafted with natural flavours and a sour-sweet dance. Moreover, the ingredients—like cannabis oil, sugar, and citric acid—keep it simple yet bold. Consequently, every bite delivers a nostalgic vibe with a stoner twist. For medicinal use, they excel too. They tackle stress, chronic pain, and tension with ease. Plus, they’re discreet and easy to dose, making them a go-to edible. These gummies stand out in the THC candy world, blending fun and function. Therefore, they’re perfect for a solo chill or a social sesh. Grab a pack from your favourite dispensary and enjoy a sour, sweet, stoned ride. • Effects: euphoria, relaxation, happy, uplifting • May Relieve: stress, chronic pain, tension, anxiety • Flavours: sour, sweet, fruity, berry • Aromas: fruity, sweet, tangy, candy-like Buy more: Gummy Candy , THC Candy , Cannabis Edibles
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“I've been ordering from Haute for almost a year and this is one of the best batches I've received. Dense buds with a thick coat of trichomes, the smell hits you the moment you open the bag. Balanced high — relaxed but still functional.”
“The terpene profile on this is dialled in. I've paid more at dispensaries for worse. The cure is perfect — not too dry, nice and fresh. Two days from payment to door. Will be reordering.”
“When you look at the per-gram price versus what you get this is legitimately one of the best deals I've found online. Quality is consistent across every order I've placed. Packaging is always smell-proof and professional.”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
