Unicorn Piss Strain - THC Distillate
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Tap into Unicorn Piss Strain – THC Distillate, a cannabis concentrate that mixes the smooth, balanced hybrid vibes of Zkittlez ZOZ and Cat Piss into a potent, giggle-inducing treat with a 50% sativa, 50% indica split. For instance, Unicorn Piss Strain – THC Distillate brings on a happy high that’s perfect for kicking back or lifting your mood. And yo, its citrusy, peppery flavour adds a fun twist. Plus, this distillate form keeps it pure and strong. In fact, it’s anything but silly despite the wild name. This strain hits you with a burst of euphoria that gets you laughing quick. So, it’s great for shaking off a rough day or just chilling out. What’s more, its uplifting buzz eases you out of stress and aches without knocking you out flat. Just a heads-up, its calming effects make it ace for unwinding any time. In other words, you get a mix of creativity and relaxation that suits both day and night. And yeah, it’s a solid choice if you’re after a balanced high with no heavy crash. Unicorn Piss is a champ at tackling anxiety and depression, lifting you up when you’re down. What’s cool, it also helps with chronic pain and stress, offering a happy, relaxed vibe that sticks around. As a result, it’s perfect for anyone needing a break from life’s grind without losing the spark. And hey, its THC distillate form means you get a clean, potent hit every time you dab or vape, no fuss needed. Now, let’s talk flavour, ‘cause it’s a big draw, with a zesty lemon-orange kick, plus peppery, sour notes. Notably, the aroma blends citrus, herbal, and a touch of skunk for a bold vibe. Thus, each hit feels like a treat, delivering a smooth, uplifting high that’s tough to beat. Score this dope distillate at Haute Health and enjoy the ride. • Effects: calming, creative, euphoria, giggly, happy, relaxing, uplifting • May Relieve: anxiety, chronic pain, depression, stress • Flavours: citrus, lemon, orange, peppery, skunky, sour, spicy • Aromas: citrus, flowery, herbal, lemon, sour Buy more: Cannabis Concentrates
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“Super strong, smooth, and tastes great.”
“My favotite”
“Amazing product will absolutely buy again!”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
