Chem Cookies Strain Flower - Indica Dominant Hybrid
Small-batch, hang-dried and hand-trimmed.
Chem Cookies Strain Flower is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies strains. Named for its celebrity heritage and cough-inducing flavor, Chem Cookies is perfect for any classic indica lover. Like its name suggests, Chem Cookies has a sweet and nutty banana-ish flavor that's accented by a punch of chemicals and touches of spicy coffee. The aroma is very similar, with a lightly sweet banana overtone that's kicked up a notch with a heavy spiciness and sharp punches of savory diesel. The Chem Cookies high isn't quite as eye-opening as the flavor, with soothing and relaxing effects that are best suited for a lazy night spent at home or for when you need a little extra help in getting to sleep at night. The high starts with a slow burn, hitting the back of the head first with a warming sense before it inches its way forward. You'll suddenly find your mind feeling lifted, filled with a sense of giddy euphoria and a touch of sleepy haziness. A relaxing body high comes next, washing over your physical form and locking you to the couch immediately. Combined with its super high 30% + average THC level, these effects give Chem Cookies an edge in treating those suffering from depression, appetite loss or nausea, chronic stress or anxiety and chronic pain. Effects: Calming, Cerebral, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting May Relieve: Anxiety, Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Depression, Nausea, Stress Flavors: Coffee, Fruity, Herbal, Spicy, Sweet Aromas: Coffee, Diesel, Earthy, Herbal, Spicy
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“Took half at 9pm and was asleep by 10:30 — best sleep I've had in months. Didn't feel groggy the next morning at all. Will definitely reorder.”
“I use these for anxiety and they work way better than anything I've tried before. Onset is about 45 mins for me. The only downside is I have to ration them because I want to eat the whole pack.”
“I've ordered three times and the effects are always the same, which I appreciate. Some brands are all over the place with dosing but these are reliable. Tastes good too.”
How is it shipped and how long does it take?+
Everything ships in a plain, odour-proof box via Canada Post Xpresspost with tracking — typically 2 business days coast to coast. Order before 2pm PT and it goes out same day. Free shipping over $150.
How do I pay?+
We accept Interac e-Transfer and Bitcoin (via BTCPay). Both are processed manually within a few minutes during business hours. Your order is confirmed once payment clears.
What if I'm not happy with my order?+
Reach out within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. We stand behind every bag — if the quality isn't there, we'll sort it out.
Is there a first-order bonus?+
Yes! Your first order ships with a free $150 Bonus Bag — a curated mix of flower, edibles, and a surprise. Auto-applied at checkout, no code needed.
How should I store it to keep it fresh?+
Keep it in an airtight glass jar somewhere cool and dark. Avoid the fridge or freezer — the humidity swing can knock the trichomes off. A boveda pack keeps it perfect for months.
